and you have found happiness.
it’s 100% confirmated that you cant perceive the moment when your hand ends up in your your underwear when you’re lying down
i graduated 353rd in my class and im going to community college do you you want to fuck with me?
“The heart is extremely fertile soil. Whatever is planted there, good or bad, will take root and grow.”
Abdul Nasir Jangda (via wethinkwedream)
“Someday you’ll find the right person, and you’ll learn to have a lot more confidence in yourself. That’s what I think. So don’t settle for anything less. In this world, there are things you can only do alone, and things you can only do with somebody else. It’s important to combine the two in just the right amount.”
I’m so happy I’ll never lose my independence in a relationship again. Real love can be so toxic if you’re not mature enough to know how to handle it and what to do with it.
- Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
- Friends: Don't forget to socialize
- Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
- Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
- Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
- Society: Don't forget to be perfect
- Tumblr: Fuck the world, at least you haven't murdered somebody today
- Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.